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bought some cool stuff for carol's b-day last week. got her a 3.4 oz bottle of Amarige. went to Famous Barr's website and looked it up, got their price of $78.00. Then I went to my old favorite, Yahoo! Shopping. There I found the same thing brand new unopened for $38. with shipping it was $42.00 i was so happy. Yahoo! Shopping has a points deal, where every time you buy something through there, you get 1 point per 1 dollar spent. with buying computer parts, other stuff, i've amassed almost 1300 points. so, i went browsing for something to do with those points. turns out i can cash in 1000 points for $10 off at barnes and noble's website. too cool. i knew there was a movie carol has been wanting. (it hasn't shipped yet so i can't say what it is). i found the DVD for $12.99. minus 10 bucks and i'm getting it (with shipping) for $5.09. hot dog! i also got carol the Matrix DVD from half.com. i got a deal there, too, $5 off by searching for a coupon code.

top-earning 13 dead rich people

cooking with lava | get your goat milk soap now while quantities are still in stock!

newscaster attacked by crazy drunk lady
Will Hanke ? 7:33 AM

thursday, august 22

way too obvious
we rented Dragonfly last night. while it was a good movie, it was 90% easy to figure out. the ending surprised me, but i pretty much figured everything out beforehand, how it would end up, etc. too easy to figure out, and i'm not even that smart.

carol wants to go to the boat, maybe friday night. something to do. maybe we'll win a fortune. maybe not.

mom of starved-dead child blames cult brainwashing - dangit, why didn't we see that one coming? | speaking of cults, this is not a good time to be a Jehovah's Witness

got the art site up and running, now it's tweak time

i always wanted to go into business with my dad, but not this way | russia bans brain surgery on drug addicts

more naked news - naked woman jumps from moving van

omg - new "Don't Throw Your Baby Away" stickers to be installed on dumpsters - let me repeat: if you do not want your child, GIVE HIM/HER TO ME - don't throw them in the trash, don't beat them, don't shake them, don't force-feed them alcohol, please don't hurt them. we actually had a baby thrown in a dumpster on our street about 3 years ago. the girl had the baby and freaked out, it was stillborn, she threw it away. now there's a lock on the dumpster, but it was only locked for about the first month after that. now it's open again.

pull my finger - requires sound (of course!)

tragic - parents bury son, return home to find daughter dead

baffoon accidentally fires gun - twice! - dude, just put it down!

didn't ride the ole bike last night, spent several hours waiting on shots for the kids. come to find out rian didn't need any, but amber needed 4. poor girl. of course, rian was over there just beaming and chanting i dont have to get any shooots in front of amber... the little booger. he'll get his turn, i'm sure.
Will Hanke ? 2:44 PM

wednesday, august 21

blondie, and i don't mean the singer
i now have yellow hair. or is it orange? ok how about orangish yellow? yellowish orange? hmm... you decide

wanted to ride the bike yesterday, but instead i took the rear end of my new truck apart. good job, will. got it all apart and realized i didn't have the right parts, nor tools to complete the job. sure, the guys up at auto zone told me all i needed was a BFH and a screwdriver, but they were way wrong. i have half a mind to go up there and whoop some auto-zone flunkee butt. so anyway i ended up putting the truck back together, etc and by then i was too tired to ride the bike. ugh. went inside and did some crunches, hung out with carol. they're saying 105 heat index today. looks like no biking tonight, but then again, sweat rules.

might have a few side jobs lined up, that's always cool. i need to get more of them. carol's brother has a friend who is selling his PC cheap, he bought it about 4 months ago with some settlement money and now he's selling it, apparently strapped for cash. he says he bought it for $1400, selling it for half. i'm gonna try to get it, somehow.

looks like i'm gonna get stuck with the bill for the falling mother-in-law. my fault, negligence, since i didn't fix the step, don't have renters insurance, etc. oh well, life goes on...

three guys plan to rob a pharmacy after hijacking a car and killing the driver. they also planned on killing everyone in the pharmacy, THEN following the supply trucks and killing those drivers, all for some Oxycontin. sheesh. | other crime: shooting suspect busted after falling through roof of store

monster in india kills people. excerpts: The agents concluded that the villagers were right and that they were indeed experiencing an extra-terrestrial invasion. and then there's: Local doctors, however, have dismissed the phenomenon as mass hysteria, saying that most of the injuries have been self-inflicted by panicked villagers, evoking memories of the “monkey man” hysteria in Delhi last year.

naked passenger attempts to storm plane cockpit - why naked? weird... | guy sets up web cam in girls locker room. they don't know why he did it... maybe it was research on personal hygeine?

naked rain-dancer arrested, even though he succeeded

i've started compiling ideas for my book. got any good plot ideas? no? ok. have a good evening.

i always wanted to do this. when i had my lowrider, i wanted a matching high-rider and this is just the way i'd park them at the truck show. i talked to a young kid with a nice looking chevy lowrider last night at the 7-eleven. he was nice, his truck was pretty normal, some racing stripes, nothing to write home about. someday i'll have me another lowrider, but not now.
Will Hanke ? 10:04 AM

tuesday, august 20

blue?
i bought one of those pepsi blue's yesterday. the 1-liters were on sale, 2 for $2 at 7-eleven. i thought i'd try it. well, i did. one sip and the lid went back on. rian can have it. that kid will drink anything. i'll file that right next to vanilla coke.

boy convicted of killing friend after air rifle prank goes bad - i remember when i was young, we'd put on camouflage and a helmet and safety goggles and jump on this big rope swing, then someone would take pot shots at the 'swinger'. those were the days... | man killed at anti-violence party

raising cockroaches is all the rage in Thailand. just think of all the fun you're missing.

black bear takes baby from carriage, kills it. | girl killed at church christening party by local mexican gang

single mother convicted of having sex out of wedlock will be stoned to death - muslims cheer "god is great" when the ruling comes down

if your baby won't stop crying, PLEASE GIVE HIM/HER TO ME - there are so many loving people out there who would gladly take your baby. even if i weren't financially able to take a kid, i'd take one to save it's life, my god. who wouldn't?

convincing evidence that the moon landing never took place

remember the japanese ice cream i spoke about before? here's a site with a bunch of weird japanese inventions
Will Hanke ? 1:44 PM



doing my duty
10:45PM last night: i'm on one of those covert missions that men hate. there is an item that must be acquired, and must be delivered to the client (in this case, my wife) as soon as possible. the contracted party (myself) first entered the store a mere 7 minutes ago. after moseying over near the targeted area, i make the first call. "what's it called again?", i ask. she tells me. i can't immediately locate the item, and there is another female fast approaching. i casually walk over to the soap aisle and make the second call: "i can't locate the item. all i see are pads", i say as i pretend to look at a plastic container of Dial. she tells me to look again. i want so bad to not be here, but nontheless, here i am. once again i approach the shelves, this time i locate the item and grab one, still on the phone. "i found it."i mumble. "get the big box" she says. my mind immediately flashes pictures of humans gawking and laughing at me as i pass them on the long journey to the checkout. "look at the guy with the box of tampons", they sneer. my mind's eye shows me dragging this 'huge' box to the cashier, the box weighs 200 pounds easily, and it very noticeable with the bright pink and blue designs on the side, just calling for attention. "no", i calmly but curtly say to my wife, "i'm getting the small box, you can come here later and buy the 747 size box yourself". so, there i am, escaping the aisle as quickly as i can maneuver. the box is now held at my side, and i walk close to the rows of shelves, the box held low between myself and the passing displays. i watch people's faces and expect the worse, but everyone seems busy tonight, shopping for items they'll use once or twice and forget about. in front of me in line is a young couple, probably not married yet. they look dressy, probably just got back from dinner. she's buying lipstick and a magazine, he's just there to make sure no other guys look her way. the cashier scans their items and the belt starts moving. there is now an oriental family behind me. "line 4 just opened, hurry",i tell them. they thank me and move off. the belt is still moving, beckoning me to place my item upon it's back so it can stop working. i deny it. the young girl pays for her items and i time it the best i can. the box moves slowly towards the cashier, who is smiling at me. she's probably 40ish, looks like a 'back room' lady, probably up here checking because of the crowd. she scans the box and finally it disappears into the thin blue bag on her carousel. i hand her a five, and my nerves relax. the box now has a covering, a mask. i can calmly walk back to the vehicle without worry. i deliver the package to my bride and smile. mission complete.
Will Hanke ? 10:21 AM

monday, august 19

im thinking about making a separate blog for my 'weird news', you know, about the mom killings, the psycho nude guys, the lady with a house full of trash, the homeless family, all that crap. whattayathink? is it a nice mixture or is the personal stuff boring (of course it is!). oh well i guess i've done answered my question. thanks for participating in my survey and hey, stop by again some time. please drive through.
Will Hanke ? 4:11 PM



moving
did you ever see the movie Moving with Richard Pryor and Dana Carvey? it's funny. anyway, after a long weekend and many truthful words said to me, then again this morning a friend here at work says the same thing, ("get off your lazy a$$ and do something"), i guess we need to move. as if once weren't enough. i guess that's what friends are for. thanks carol, vince.

so my new quest in life is to move. get out of that $h!t neighborhood and get somewhere nice. i am so not motivated to move but i guess we need to. actually, we needed to like 4 years ago. that place sucks. but there i go again whining and complaining about it. end of subject.

called the school, i guess the kids will be attending school next monday. that'll be nice, having them in school, having 3 of the 4 out of carol's hair for the year. i think it will be a good thing. gotta get the kids' shot records, i think they are all up to date except dylan, and he will be getting his shots on friday... poor kiddo...

i'm watching the stats for this site now. it looks like someone from Boeing is looking at the page, i'm curious how/why they are here... also i see someone came here through google (at 1:18AM) and another through a link in hotmail. who are these people? interesting...

very little news in the jennifer short case, that just has to be very frustrating.

woman starts fire, tries to kill her kids | former honor student shoots mom in head

little girl hit on head by large piece of firework

freaky - guy hit in hit-and-run accident, later ends up in ambulance that hit-and-run driver works for | Nude man terrorizes San Gabriel home, collapses and dies | boy dies after writing last hours essay

why did you do it? you never drink orange soda, but the other day you found yourself standing in front of the soda rack at the Piggly Wiggly, and you picked up a stupid orange soda. you paid for it, obviously still in the daze from last night's carpet laying convention. and then you walked outside and drank the whole stupid thing. what were you thinking? i just don't get it. happy orange freakin soda day.

finally, a happy story - boy gets call from woman who found his message in a bottle

NASA officials hope to read terrorists' minds at airports
Will Hanke ? 10:26 AM

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