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![]() name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry, being stalked [top] ![]() reading: The Door to December, Dean Koontz just read: How to Start a Home-Based Web Design Business, Jim Smith in cd player: christian alternative CDR want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, own my own business full time dont want: mushrooms, wet socks, cold weather
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04/14 - 04/20
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friday, january 10
![]() when your huntin' dog is swooped off by a golden eagle, it's time to officially freak outfrom AmIAnnoying.com, this years most annoying person is... do these two cars look eerily similar? ugh what a busy day. got 110 servers to unbox and install in the racks, have a power outage from 5-11 tonight, and dummy me, i got in here at 6AM. ? 11:35 AM thursday, january 9 the ramen recipe database ? 12:41 PM the colors are coming, the colors are coming!have you purchased a CD in the last 8 years? file a claim and get $5-$20 back. what the heck, it's worth trying... this lady is a total idiot! how stupid can you be... absolutely amazing story about police acting like idiots didn't we just get new money? now the treasury department is releasing a colored $20 bill in the spring, with full production in the fall... our new slogan at work... apparently netfirms is down, so don't worry about none of the graphics showing up... nothing i can do about it... wednesday, january 8 moron teacher punches student for eating lunch too slowlyanother dead squirrel story - always a happy ending when the squirrel dies... oh, and these squirrels probably wish they were dead | and boy shoots dad, squirrels involved... i've always said you could probably get some good porn videos at the local tan spa, and of course carol would always get mad... as for very bad porn, look on the Army cable network... cloning: now you can really tell what that hottie is going to look like --> her mother! a bummer of a day: Hospital patients surprised to find out they're dead a message forum thread with LOTR as written by other peoples snowball fights just ain't what they used to be yet another garbage-truck killing for the avid handcuff collector, there's now a site just for you wtf is simulated CZ? isn't CZ simulated diamonds? are these simulated simulated diamonds then? guns don't kill people, football kills people homer simpson and i would be good friends, and i have bad parenting skills ? 12:25 PM nintendo announced it's new gameboy sp is coming out in march, complete with backlight Three laser-guided bombs, one after another? Case closed. Kaput tuesday, january 7 dangit, my site is all screwed up. thanks, Front Page Server Extensions... ? 9:54 AM there will always be squirrels to shoot ? 9:32 AM that guy just won't go awayok so now i'm getting to work early, like 6AM. ugh. anyway, i'm doing this so that i can get off work in time to make it home and pick up the kids from the school bus. yesterday was my 'first day on the job' picking up the kids. their school is right across the street, and i know they get out at 3:40. so, i needed to check the mail and head on down. i thought i'd walk, since the exercise couldn't hurt. i left the house at 3:35 and checked the mail. then i lolly-gagged my way down to their bus stop, a good 4 city blocks or so away. oh, and i took a can of diet-coke (not vanilla coke). that was my first mistake. those cans get a bit cold in 30 degree weather. anyway, at 3:45 the bus had still not come, and my ears had frozen into hard chunks of flesh. my hands were also frozen, and were not being allowed to sufficiently thaw, because they were taking turns holding the metal can and hiding in my coat pocket. finally the kids showed up and we eventually made it home. note to self: don't be a hero, take the truck tomorrowmaybe it's just me, but i kinda think this guy has lost his visitation rights to his daughter... twin girls born in different years scary: woman killed when someone throws a chunk of ice from overpass - this reminds of me a story from probably about 15 years ago when a similar thing happened here in saint louis. some thugs were on an overpass and throwing rocks, chunks of pavement, etc at cars. one fell through the windshield of a car and smashed a young ladies head. i don't think they ever found the guys. if you look, a lot of overpasses now have these big steel fences along the sides, i assume for deterrence of that exact thing. it's a sad thing when you have to spend extra money to deter things that are just common sense for most law-abiding, normal people. brother/sister team help catch killer | robot helps snag another bad guy
bummer - i'm not as happy as i thought i was... how happy are you? | are you colorblind? the museum of foreign groceries - most of these items are now available at your local Shop & Save in the saint louis area (especially if you're Bosnian!) monday, january 6 the skinny on Chitosan - a.k.a. Fat Blocker - including details on their 10 MILLION DOLLAR fee for false advertising... like the article says, If you insist on believing these silly claims, make sure you take a good multivitamin with minerals - just in case some fat-soluble vitamins get trapped in all that fat you "don't absorb!"
interesting technology timeline ? 9:03 AM will hanke has now signed inmonday morning, 6AM. here i am. just as carol gears up for a new babysitting gig, you gotta watch out who you leave your kids with guns don't kill people, people kill people. thief: "whoops"! in case you're a cowboy, here's a website for cowgirl pinups guy gets dates after claiming to be on game show those annoying little go carts in supermarkets... the top 100 most annoying things of 2002 has so-and-so ever done a death scene? i'm a mormon, oh yes it's true... blahhhhhhh it's a car, but you have to have a motorcycle license to HOME |