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 name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry, being stalked [top]  reading: nothing just read: The Door to December, Dean Koontz in cd player: alternative CDR want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, own my own business full time dont want: mushrooms, wet socks, cold weather/snow
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04/14 - 04/20
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friday, january 17
will thousandaire of course, right now i feel like will dime-aire... good article about a homeless guy who becomes a millionaire... it just goes to prove that you can lead a homeless man to shelter and food, but you can't make him stop drinking... another good but sad article about a mountain climber who lost two buddies and almost died himself... thursday, january 16 your computer has been severely compromised. disassemble the hardware and put in your washing machine for a complete cleaning to remove all dirty files. ? 12:14 PM what is newcad.navy.mil? ? 11:25 AM yep - i knew it - Winter storm warning cancelled. Snowfall accumulations of 1 to 3 inches expected today. weathermen morons... it's one of a very select few jobs that you can screw up nearly all the time and still get paid, and get paid good... excuse me, nurse, have you seen my forceps? in (according to this guy) true American selfishness, i want one. however, this guy obviously has no need for one... with employees like this, no wonder they are closing their stores! even Chris Pirillo is watching Joe Millionaire. now i don't feel so bad. not that i did anyway... folksy concerts that attract a small but fervent band of kilt enthusiasts? no thanks. worldometers - scary, maybe. cool, yeah case mods you shouldn't do it's funny. if you were to take a camera outside of my downtown office and take a picture of the street, it'd appear that we have had about an inch of snow already. the streets are white and shiny. problem is, we haven't had a bit of snow yet. seems that the st. louis street crews have expended vast amounts of salt on the streets in zealous anticipation of the coming snow. now i know where that 1 percent tax that i have to pay for working here goes... and now i get to go to the car wash and wash all that yukky stuff off. fun. apparently we are supposed to get snow. well, we were supposed to get snow last night. but it never came. when i left home this morning, we had a dusting. barely. by time i hit the 55/270 area, there was no sight of snow. on the radio they are still announcing that "it's coming", so we'll have to see. i did park in the covered lot this morning. i'm getting older i guess. i'd rather pay a few extra dollars than scrape and brush snow off the ole truck. call me lazy, or call me wise. or call me whatever you want, what do i care? wednesday, january 15 how far off will the weather guys be this time? currently, the forecast is averaging around 6 inches by tomorrow at noon. then high winds. so, should i prepare for a light dusting of an inch or two, or should i "batten down the hatches" and prepare for 9 to 12 inches? "You have the right to remain silent ... and so do you, and you, and you." just like fighter pilots... kev, you gotta get some of these! Photoshopped uncle sam page today on eBay - a flying lawnmower  i have definite bed-head this morning. took a shower and went straight to bed... this is what i get... also the beard is big-time outta control. i need one of those beard trimmers something awful...from Weatherbug:It Is Possible That A Substantial Amount Of The Area Will Be In Line For Snow Amounts In Excess Of Six Inches. Latest Indications Are That There Will Be Enough Snow On The Ground By Thursday Morning To Create Problems On Area Roads... And Finally An Unusually Strong High Pressure Area Will Sweep In On The Heels Of The Storm... Creating Gusty Winds. This Combined With Temperatures Well Below Freezing Will Mean That Blowing And Drifting Of Snow Will Be Likely... Creating Low Visibilities And Difficulties For Street Crews To Keep Up. - yeah, because usually the crews are it seems that it's once again time for the Presedential bidding to start. looks like a full year of mud-slinging commercials and news shows full of "who went where today" crap. oh joy. now, i'm not much of a conspiracy theorist, but don't you think the elections are probably already decided? hey Sadaam, we're coming. get ready. no, really. ships are leaving. here's where they are going. here's which ships are going where. get ready, because you'll be so surprised when we strike. really. we're coming. get ready. oh, hey, we deployed 20,000 more troops today. here's where they are hiding. get ready. do you think the guy's had enough time yet? i don't remember giving Al Qaeda about a year of advance warning, do you? wtf? too cool picture of a too cool race would you hire greg smith, tyrone wallace or keneisha jackson for the job? when i saw this headline, i wondered who in their right mind would marry this guy in the first place; but the first sentence makes it clear... cool age website carol and i are wanting a new frying pan, preferrably one of those Texas Skillets, but definitely not one of these tuesday, january 14 i added a translator for those of you overseas... dunno how good it is, especially for words like dunno and gonna did you just try to eat my head? mmm spicy brains  guy attempts to buy a $40,000 car with coupons - i hope he gets it. i know he doesn't really deserve to get something for nothing, but hey, if all these laws are in place, i think he's got a strong case.i guess if i ever go to prison, i'll be ok this girl winked and smiled at me... monday, january 13  how to launch your PWC? 11:03 AM turkish inmate starves to death inprotest - yeah, that'll show 'em The couple met in an Internet chat room and exchanged e-mails, photos and phone calls before Russell left Missouri to live with Joyner... - now she's dead i just heard a commercial on the radio... seems that Radio Shack will no longer be asking for your name and address when you purchase an item... cool. that was annoying! forecast for this week: just watched Barbershop last night, it was prety good. Cedric was funny as always. Ice-T was good, too. and yo, fo' real, check out the posse pops bro - word! how to insult, curse, and swear in 51 languages last night while we were watching the movie (see above) we were snacking on donut holes. then i get dressed this morning and wonder what's the problem... then on the way into work (i take a boat), this happened... LOTR deleted scene - damaged little hobbit (warning:a little racy umm... what? various forms of OSHA related deaths, now with pictures! Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin' ALive, Stayin' Alive.. Ah Ah Ah Ah Whoops! thanks, Incublogula toy tells baby i hate you, now available at your local Wal Mart a flying machine is available on eBay. starting bid was $50,000. current bid (at time of publish) is over 6 million dollars. while it is guaranteed to take you 69 miles an hour, and can hover quietly for up to 2 hours, there are a few stipulations. first, you have to sign a paper saying that you'll never use it. that's right. second, the company that's selling it, well, they're going out of business. lack of money, a test-flight mishap, and a few other things. i'm thinking with 6M they will stay in business... hungry? how about a hamburger that only costs $41.00? carol asked me why i'm always watching this channel out of all the cable channels to choose from... well, carol, at least i'm not working on computers all day, then coming home to watch hilarious TechTV bloopers... HOME |
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