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 name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry, being stalked [top]  reading: The Partner, John Grisham just read: The Door to December, Dean Koontz in cd player: alternative CDR want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, own my own business full time dont want: mushrooms, wet socks, cold weather/snow
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thursday, january 23
A US Customs Primary Inspector at a border crossing asked the driver of this Suburban for vehicle registration. Suddenly, a hand came out of the glove compartment, producing the requested document which the driver showed the Inspector. Since the driver did not appear to be a member of the "Adams Family", the Inspector became suspicious, thus leading to a full search. Just think, if alien smugglers can put a 135-lb body behind the dashboard, imagine what they could do with dope.  Rapist stops attack when victim begins to prayAfter the woman began pleading to God, the attacker stood up and asked if she was a Christian. When she said yes, he zipped up his pants, apologized and shook her hand, according to police. update: bird $h!t bakery to reopen - i'll bet the customers flock like seagulls... taking political correctness a bit too far - the cemetary newsflash: drugs are a problem in prisons new car modifications bother Oakland residents our old place sucked. it was an old, not-taken-care-of house. there was no (or little) insulation. when we moved to the new place, we were hoping that the higher rent would be offset by lower utility costs. we were right. at the old place we were paying around $230 a month for electricity. our first bill at the new place, $75. YES! - the same wasn't true for these people the unseen Gulf War - warning: graphic! today is National Pie Day. and to celebrate, a sketch wednesday, january 22 new stor card holds up to 5Gb of data, it's the size of a credit card. what's in your wallet? ? 12:48 PM  geeks are the reason for the recent attacks on SUV's. wait a minute - i'm a SUV-drivin' geek - where do i fit in?can't find that perfect prom dress? try duct-tape build your houseplan, then walk through your house. pretty cool but i got bored quick. stinky people now, i'm not Mr. Hygeine, but c'mon, show a little love for me here. stinky people are the worst. when i was younger, around 1988 or so my dad and i took a Lotus 123 class through Jefferson College. it was a night class, and i was an up-and-coming geek. my dad was trying to be, but would never reach geek status. (tangent: he used to password his computer and in those days there was no encryption. i'd go into the log files and other executables and could usually find the password, unencoded. that made him mad) anyway, my dad was a smoker. it was the first time i ever remember being embarrassed of my father. he smelled like a smoker. i never noticed it, i guess because the truck smelled like it, the house smelled like it, everything did, so i never paid attention to it. but at the anti-septic janitor-cleaned school i could smell him. ugh. as a teenager it was a bit embarrassing. i'm not really sure why, though, because everyone else in the class was in their 40's. it wasn't like i was afraid the hottie next to me would laugh or something... (tangent: boy, now i wish my dad was here, smelly or not) anyway, now i have other smelly people in my life. for some reason, i can't stand the smell of smoke. my cube-mate smokes. fortunately, he is Mr. Hygeine, and usually blows the smoke away from him, etc. so he never smells real bad. if he buys this, i'm quitting. there are many others, and i'm not going to bore you with the details. everyone knows the deal anyway. non smokers can't stand the smell. and smokers either don't care that they stink, or don't realize it. i'd put my money on the first. so, what do you do when someone comes to your non-smoking house? sure, they may smoke outside, but nonetheless they still bring that stinky jacket and clothes in (we can't ask them to wash everything and take a shower before entering). ugh. why am i on this rant? heck i dunno. it's something to do. and i'm not perfect. at times, i stink, too. muhahahha  crabby buttlast night i was really grumpy. well, i wasn't, until i finished The Partner by John Grisham. the ending made me really crabby for some reason. it was a really good read, well, until the end. but that wasn't the only reason. carol's brother was over, and he was downloading songs from Kazaa and burning CDs. he does this two or three times a week. i don't know who could possibly know that many songs. i assume he's selling them. whatever. anyway, last night i wanted to go to bed and he was still there... the puter is in our room. so i waited. crabby. waited. sleepy. crabby. carol and her brother are leaving for Florida on friday, and returning on Sunday. putting a ton of miles on the truck, not to mention wear and tear. that's a lot of driving for my baby. i was crabby about that, too. i'd hate for her to leave and wreck or something and then i'll regret it forever. i'm turning into my mom. worrying too much. (and crabby hahaha). but i'll get over it. stuck at home all weekend with 4 rambunxious (sp?) kids, oh joy. it's ok, because come april, i'll be doing the same thing to carol. ? 6:58 AM tuesday, january 21 is that a caboose parked in your back yard? compliments of arches.org, a friends website ? 1:43 PM why you don't like Chuck E. Cheese's for years we took our kids to CEC every birthday. after a while, it got old. apparently this is the same experience that a lot of other parents have. so, we stopped going. so did others. why don't you like it? i've heard a few arguments, listed below.
point #2 - CEC is nothing but a breeding ground for future gamblers. children get coins, play games, lights flash, noises are loud, sometimes they win coins back point #3 - it's too freakin' expensive! the average birthday party (as of 3 years ago) was around $75 i believe. you could, of course, bring your own cake, plates, etc and rent a room, but from other parents i heard that that idea ended up costing them MORE than the pre-designed parties point #4 - shutup the big black triangle in the sky - myth or truth? ? 12:24 PM straight from a science-fiction story - doctors reattach mans head after it was nearly severed in car wreck ? 9:47 AM  that song in my headi've been singing Build Me Up Buttercup all morning, and it's starting to annoy me. i have no idea why, i didn't hear it on the radio last night (country station) and i didn't hear it this morning (talk show) so i'm not sure where it came from. nonetheless, it's annoying as heck got a headache? no? try this, you should have one within 20 seconds... now i know what happens when i'm away from my computer | or how about some wood contour? umm... ode to david hasselhoff??? for all your dumba$$ needs, announcing the dumba$$ database when the Rams won the Superbowl, we celebrated. when the Raiders win, they also celebrate NAACP upset at Gun Barn sign - no kiddin? yet another laboratory mix-up sad: mother takes meth, breastfeeds baby to kill it - idiot! another criminal has a bad day - as my brother once told me: if they were smart, they wouldn't be criminals - so true, kev, so true... mother kills her kids, then blames it on her 5 year old... what a cheap cop-out learn all about skeletons Coke to change the style of their boxes to be more regrigerator-safe. gee, thanks. edgar allan poe continues to mystify the seven unsolved math questions don't yet have a solution, but if you do, there's a cool $1M in it missouri is one of the most dangerous states - for police officers chris pirillo's hail to coffee - AMEN | after reading chris's blog, i wonder how he got the job, and even more, how he keeps it. makes me wonder if i shouldn't start a local version of his show, or maybe a radio version, or something. if he can do it, with obvious dislike, why not me? hmm.. monday, january 20 geek news - mitnik to log onto internet, first time in 8 years - well, first time legally ? 2:05 PM morons of the day: police on lunch break figure out why three people won't get out of fiery car ? 2:02 PM  Saudi officials are hoping for an Iraqi coup woman is told she has cancer, gets double-masectomy, then they tell her it was a mistake...
goofy video by geeks a few stories you may already have heard about: english lesson of the day: sentence fragments. Which is why I like them. i lost my gotee again... ugh! that's me on my motorcycle...(not) Man rams luxuy car into SUV, kills driver with machete Biker girl comatose after scarf caught in wheel WARNING: do NOT attempt to eat this bread Rian wants a Red Ryder - but we told him no, you'll shoot your eye out! HOME |
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point #1 - CEC is a children's playground. they serve beer. why?
two rappers, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna from "squishy land" - India... 
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