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 name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry, being stalked [top]  reading: Clear and Present Danger, Tom Clancy just read: The Partner, John Grisham in cd player: alternative CDR want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, own my own business full time dont want: mushrooms, wet socks, cold weather/snow
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friday, january 31
 hottie ? 1:45 PM techno geek day today i'm wearing the following: Nextel cell phone, Motorola two-way pager, Kyocera cell phone, coded swipe-card badge, and jeans. ok the jeans aren't high-tech but they're cool, and it's my blog so i can say what i want. i'm sitting in front of a dual video output PC running at a (now slow) 1100MHz, 785Mb RAM, 61.5Gb hard drive, dual CDR. i bet carol 50 bucks on the Superbowl. and she won. thank God it was only 50 bucks this is crazy: woman sues after recieving dead father's frozen leg in mail, she thought it was a food dish, popular in the north Authorities forced his divorced parents, Beatrice and Charles Norcross, to pay to incarcerate their daughter's killer. some IDIOT just decided that he/she saw the kidnapped lady from California... 4 weeks ago. what a moron. Melissa M said if she had a lot of money, she'd help third-world children, because she's a mercenary at heart. too funny. thursday, january 30 hey kev, make sure you visit the bank before you deploy. no, not that bank. ? 1:59 PM dang i can't believe i forgot to mention this... Joe Millionaire's Sarah is apparently a foot fetish movie star. maybe that slurping was her tongue on evan's feet... ? 1:41 PM wtf? - whatever it is, it has colin mockery in it... oh, and richard simmons. yeah. ? 1:32 PM freaky: Man drowns after phoning for help from submerged car
what i'm doing with this year's tax refund carol: my new favorite website looks like i'm an unindicted federal felon time to adopt Sources at Fox are of two minds: Some say Marriott really is loaded, some say not. The ones who blab for the record, however, insist E.M. is dirt-poor. is FOX going to pull a no words can describe a motorcycle hearse we're gonna kick some iraqi butt i heard about this on TSS and thought it was funny... Microsoft fails to apply their own patch to their own machines in some areas, you now get Tide with your marriage license along with Mr. Clean, and other items. how nice. wild and yet hilarious story about a guy who gets attacked by a coyote while riding his lawnmower groomer uses dog to wipe up urine - dog owner wasn't too happy with the service provided... no kidding! Catholics desperately need something to do show and tell: this is my daddy's pretty rock dernit, we missed it monday, january 27  carol didn't go to Florida. long story, i'm not going into it. good news is, she didn't go.now i definitely want one of these. i'm going to wear it around all family functions. and if they still ask, wear this one to their house.
speaking of police - two men were arrested for alledgedly hauling $660,000 worth of marijuana. problem: it was hay from a local nativity scene. charges have been dropped. park service dorks get all steamed over funny commercial. sheesh | also: glacial melt reveals big, really big, really really big pile of moose doo-doo. thousands of years old. how exciting.
bummer: four marines die in copter crash i wonder about parents like this. are they that desperate? obviously they are selfish. does anyone in this freakin' world provide love for their children any more? ugh... things like this make me want to adopt 50 kids (carol would just love that, huh?) squirrels beware: new BB guns on the market muhahhaha LOTR - the third movie comes out in December. as a priviledged reader of my blog, i give you the ending to the third movie - hint: frodo fails remember the game on The Price is Right where the little yodeling guy goes up the mountain? that was my favorite when i was around 9 years old. well, now thanks to the invention of the Internet (compliments of Al Gore), you can yodel along with the game. great fun. neat. good times. carol would be good at this. see if you can link kevin bacon in there somewhere, too. make your own candy heart gadgetry there are some machines in my house that i consider necessary evils. the main machine is my coffee maker. i love it. it wakes up every morning at 4:30 and makes coffee for me. it loves me. by time i get up, the coffee is piping hot. perfect. being that i'm the only one in the house that drinks coffee, i get the machine all to myself. how nice. this weekend i bought a steamer and a food processor from a local thrift store. the food processor didn't work so in the trash it goes. i didn't try the steamer yet. i bought a catfish filet and will try that in there this week. i hope it works. i really wished the food processor woulda worked. it gets old chopping lettuce and potatoes when there's a lazier way to do it... i also bought carol a nice vaccuum cleaner. her brother actually 'owed' her one, but we may never get it that way. ? 8:07 AM HOME |
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drunk man mis-dials girlfriend, 
geez, i'm glad i never dated a geek.