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![]() name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry, being stalked [top] ![]() reading: Clear and Present Danger, Tom Clancy just read: The Partner, John Grisham in cd player: alternative CDR want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, own my own business full time dont want: mushrooms, wet socks, cold weather/snow
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04/14 - 04/20
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friday, february 14
school principal found drunk, urinating by car during school hours"I love ya, son, but you gotta quit hitting me on the head with your baseball bat - oh, and let me out of the house every once in a while too, would ya?" north korea says it has nukes that could reach the left coast. do you hide money in your he-man castle? time.com has a cool interactive survey about the most important occurances of each decade... try it out
do pellets go through these little critters faster? actually, i don't care, as long as the DIE heaven is a moose? i guess so. ask JOURNEY apparently evan used to be a professional gay wrestler the Flash Mind Reader is cool | here's the spoiler i'm glad i bought that little car. gas is over $2/gallon in some areas how to pick a lock ![]() i met a hottie from India online today umm... are they sure that's really the shuttle? kinda looks like.. well, nevermind... umm ok this is really weird advice for Iraq: duck and cover like Mr. Turtle and Mrs. Ostrich carol should go bike riding with me, it seems thursday, february 13 and i'm crabby, not peelywally - thanks, Kev ? 11:38 AM today isn't a good day to f* with me. i took a vicodin and skelaxin, and i'm crabby. a woman asked me to convert a 4 column table in PDF into a useable XL file. I couldn't do it, so i told her to call the help desk. then i get chewed out for telling her to call the HD. HD head guy (who thinks he's so great) said they don't do that. whatever, why doesn't he tell her that? wth is a help desk for? i can't do something, i need help, i call the dang HD. how frickin difficult is that? grrrrrrrrrr............... don't reply to any more spam. never. ever. ? 10:04 AM my comment on Iraq if they want American contact, let's give it to 'em ? 9:51 AM i'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler tuesday when i was getting the car legal, i had it inspected at a meineke shop. when the mechanic came out of the garage to take my money, he reeked of pot. and he told me i had a blinker out, and that he replaced it at no charge. he was obviously vying for future business. so, do i want a hyped-up, google-eyed, pot smokin' dude fixin my car? i think not. talk about romantic - white castle is closing their doors tomorrow. they are taking reservations and serving burgers to candle-lit tables for couples. pretty cool. call HAZ-MAT and the FBI; someone spilled a Coke like my brother says, if they were smart, they wouldn't be criminals | same goes for this guy state trooper randomly picks an accidental shooting case as example for school presentation, ends up convicting mother for shooting her 12 year old daughter woman didn't know she was pregnant, has baby in toilet midget tossing game wth? The Three Days of Darkness Catholic dogma at it's best: All will be black, and the only thing which will give light will be blessed wax candles; even these will not burn in the houses of the godless and scoffers. Once lit, nothing will put them out in the houses of the believers. Be sure to keep a supply of blessed wax believers. Be sure to keep a supply of blessed wax candles in your homes - also - Holy Water to be sprinkled freely around the house, especially at doors and windows. Bless yourself and others with it. Drink it and anoint your senses with it (eyes, ears, nose, mouth) and hands, feet, and forehead. - these religious nuts need something better to do. wednesday, february 12 you know, finding ice in Kenya is a lot like the plot of the rhino... wth?dude...you're getting a cell! this just in... this just in - the girls are in on the entire millionaire thing, in fact, when Evan tells the winner, she simply says 'I know' this just in - Paul is the actual millionaire! this just in - Joe Millionaire is a scripted hoax this just in - Evan is gay it pays to be thinok, if you're insane, you can live, but if you'll just take your anti-insanity drugs, we're gonna kill you hey yo - gettin' shot 9 times is cool - yo suicide-resistant toilet. it's penal ware. im part of the 8% wealthiest group in the world. umm... wth?? i had one of these and all the attachments shown! rock on! tired of putting make-up on and taking it off? a solution for you - ugh we are now a two-car family. isn't that special... i met an old friend from high school at the father-daughter dance last week. that was cool. come to find out he lives almost in a stones-throw distance from our place. double cool. we now have friends that live by us, although we haven't met his wife yet... monday, february 10 no wonder carol was always encouraging me to ride my bike ? 12:33 PM i have one grandma still alive. i love her, but i'd probably never do this guy gets ticket for putting up american flag i have an appointment with the kids' principal on wednesday. i'm wanting to set up a computer lab for the kids. i offered to give them 17 computers, network the lab, and even part time teach if needed. they said no. grrrrrrrrrr... bought a car on saturday. a red neon. nothing special, just a little puddle jumper to get me back and forth to work. so today i get to go do the running, inspections, emissions tests, all kinds of crap. lucky me.? 11:56 AM HOME |