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 name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry [top]  reading: Gai Jin, James Clavell just read: The Partner, John Grisham in cd player: alternative CDR want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, own my own business full time dont want: wet socks, cold weather/snow
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friday, february 21
 the one thousand dollar pothole magnetthat's what i'm driving. there were 536 potholes on the highway this morning, of which, my car hit 538. that's right, my car hit two potholes that didn't even exist. and some of them are actually big enough for my car to need 4-wheel drive to get out. speaking of 4 wheel drives, i've decided to trade my SUV in on a new generation SUV... at least 85 killed in yet another club disaster poor baby... girl, 3, survives for days on cookies, chips, after grandmother dies | mom faints after her infant falls, loses finger in escalator people are idiots | oooh - look, mom, more idiots! irony at it's best - or is it worst? now we can all look like Vanna - but why? never, ever, ever leave the house again the pizza delivery guy home page i'm so tired wth? leonard nimoy sings about hobbits. how fun i'm a confused lobster who loves to watch bears, among other things this could be a great tool in the life of a crank caller the voice behind you've got mail is trying to scam you for money wednesday, february 19 In light of the news of the so called human cloning going on, we have to ask ourselves the hypothetical question: If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a tall building, would it be : A) murder, B) suicide, or C) merely making an obscene clone fall. ? 11:54 AM grossly inflated numbers i started a blog about two months ago about my business. you can read it here. i'm keeping the two blogs separate, so this is probably the only mention of it you'll see. today is wednesday. that means two things to me (work related, i mean). first, it means i have to be here at 4AM (ok, it was 4:19AM). second, it's newsletter day. ugh. we have an internal newsletter that is done every other wed. in Word. it's my job to convert it to HTML. fun. not. will America drop e-bombs on Iraq? most likely. It must have been quite a sight - a near-naked man careering down a road on a motorised barstool, with his backside on fire. Michigan school publication class holds affirmative action bake sale - white students had to pay $1.00 for a bagel or muffin, while blacks and other minorities only had to pay 80 cents. the idea was to raise awareness about the university's race-conscious admissions policies... morons of the day - doctors put heart and lung in girl with blood type mismatch - i heard on the radio that they only expect her to live a few days unless they find another transplant. what idiots ok i had to turn this off after about the second minute... just too weird lip balm companies are trying their best to get your kids addicted grandpa, why did the chicken cross the road? tuesday, february 18  ? 11:18 AM oh, man, another 404! how to get a sugar daddy is this the party to whom i'm speaking? it's 6:50 and i'm on my second 20 ouncer - of coffee, that is... well my most recent web job is complete. i'm actively looking for more work, but so far it's zilch. i've sent out around 30 letters so far. need to just keep sending until someone bites. so my question is, do they let him vote? when it comes to reality tv, when is enough? the world's most dangerous creature carol says he looks like a girl duct tape, duct tape, can't be found fraternal twins give birth on same day wth?! teacher dresses as woman to lure boy in house for xes whatever Oprah says, people do can't we just pave Iraq and Iran and put up a big wal mart? This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water. An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch ... remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then a crab comes along.... very cool robot-thing that changes into whatever key you hit on your keyboard my 10 year old is not online. pretty soon, i'll need this to figure out wth he is saying... idiot singing squirrels - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee last night was the anti-climatic finish of joe millionaire. he chose zora. at least he has half a brain. i'm surprised that the jaunt into Slurp Forest didn't affect his decision... | my new word for the day is schadenfreude HOME |
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