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![]() name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry [top] ![]() reading: Gai Jin, James Clavell just read: The Partner, John Grisham in cd player: alternative CDR want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, own my own business full time dont want: wet socks, cold weather/snow
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friday, february 28
umm.. Audio Blogger?maybe a little wargames will help my job too funny... our moron of the day tries suicide, fails, complains to rope company - "you can't even die in this country" he complains... cool panoramic picture of the boneyard - davis-mothman air base make your own snowflake - this is pretty cool once you figure out how to 'drive' the scissors crap - in case of nuclear war, don't call your State Farm agent - like a good neighbor, they won't be there. oh look - two more nominees for the darwin awards! Cornell University adds salt to your wounds the sky is gay, sometimes it's gray, but it's always gay Tron 2.0 - hopefully carol's heard of Tron... hilarious: try to relieve yourself after you've had a few too many... this one had me nearly peeing on myself from laughing so hard helping increase the unemployment rate there are times when you can tell you should start looking for a new job carol's never heard of Joust, I can't believe it It's safe to say he was upset... only 4 minutes? dang you got off easy... there's an easy 10 minutes where i go be careful with what you steal man sells corpse finger and toenails for cash feed the animals, go to jail more on the blogger + google merger i work in a federal building, which in my mind is secure. if i worked in, say, Los Alamos, i'd really expect it to be secure... hmm.. thursday, february 27 hey carol, catch! no doubt, hands down, the best video game my kids will probably never play ![]() ? 1:05 PM carol wants LASIK, but i dunno... (six pages but very informative. a good read before considering the procedure) few people know that Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister. Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity In Words of Four Letters or Less funny story about redneck neighbors - i had to read it a little ways and make sure it wasn't my neighbor that wrote it... are you a ninja? i'm not a week or so i featured how to pick a lock, and now: how to beat a polygraph - cool. if i ever get my TS, this'll come in handy too funny... pi - but not as funny as cherry pie with elvis the rocking donkey you can find the above scrabble game here wednesday, february 26 umm... super-fish head man? kikkoman? isn't that some kind of soy sauce? ? 4:39 PM paralyzed man becomes ninja = hiiiiii yaaaaa 9 deer jump to their deaths from bridge road rage, snowball rage, now we can add gate rage in their never-ending pursuit of justice, cops now give wedgies and request nude handstands umm... need some new Nike shoes for FREE? apparently, the world is just one big conspiracy why would google want blogger? apparently search engine envy my cousin must have neuropeptide Y - poor thing... get your name in chinese - i did. zora fell in love with a horse, not evan layoffsi just lost my co-worker. now i'm a Team Leader of, well, myself. i guess that makes me a non-team leader actually. some guy wants to be Cliff Claven bar owners are victims of break in, robber dies, but manages to victimize them again from the grave don't forget to add your mistress to your will... or better yet, don't have a mistress! | animal mating is apparently interesting to some people Gennadiy Balandin, who was naked and unarmed but high on the hallucinogen LSD that night, said he was pleased... i wonder what he'll spend the money on... moron of the day: man sets off fireworks inside his condo teen shot after leaving anti-voilence church dance cool: bullets going through stuff ebay: very rare french war flag if there's a nuclear explosion in front of you, you might want to pull over tuesday, february 25 umm... ? 12:40 PM i'm not grumpy enough today. i need a vicodin. ? 11:44 AM hoosiers and idiots abound or i shouldn't have had chili with beans for dinner last night teeth whitening is now illegal in the UK | the top four reasons your teeth are dark: coffee, tea, smoking, and red wine. looks like i'm one-for-four let's see how the ladies fare in the urinal test somewhere in this article the words torture, animals and pleasure are used all in the same sentence so a baby harp seal walks into a club... (buh dum bum!) snowboard genuis drinks free beer, falls 4 stories to his death snowball fight leads to shooting of 10 year-old monday, february 24 didn't work today, well, i did actually. i went in sunday night at 6PM and was off at 1:30 this morning. right in the height of the snow storm. fun. tomorrow i'll be back at work, back to the frickin grind. whatever. ? 9:27 PM HOME |