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![]() name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry [top] ![]() reading: nothing just read: The Partner, John Grisham in cd player: alternative CDR want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, own my own business full time, remington 870 20ga. dont want: wet socks, cold weather/snow
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04/14 - 04/20
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thursday, march 13
![]() carol and i love Captain D's, but the menu's starting to get a little gross | 12:41 PM get your very own instant girlfriend and impress your friends who thought you were a loser. then show her your NASA anal probe chair - you rawk!how to use a Dutch stapler - now you know things pushed through toast joined blogrolling today. pretty cool. much easier than editing the HTML (which i don't actually mind). if you have a blog and are interested in helping a fellow blogger get a job, send him a quick email so the thing i dislike the most about coming to work at 4:00 in the morning is the walk. since i work in a federal building, and the terror alert is anywhere above "zero", you can't park near the place. so i park about 2 blocks or so away and walk to the front of the building. along the walk i go under the highway 40 overpass, and then down a dark cobble-stone alley. this is the part i dislike. i walk in two directions, per se. i walk forward, but constantly look backwards, sideways, etc. i also walk down the side of the alley, very near to the building. i figure this way i'm only leaving 3 ways of attack instead of 4. whatever. anyway, nothing has ever happened to me, and i have had to walk around a few sleeping street-people. but other than that, it's ok. have you noticed? funny thing. it appears that if mention this guy from Iowa, he somehow finds out and visits. he is also kind enough to leave a comment, usually a one-liner. but hey, that's better than the other 99.9% of my visitors. so hey, chris, since you're probably reading this - hi my name's Will, I'm a web designer / network / help desk geek in downtown Saint Louis, Missouri. I own a web design business which doesn't seem to make me any money. My wife's name is Carol and she's gorgeous. I have 4 kids and a Durango. I watch your show when I actually get off work at an early enough time, and yes, i'm jealous. Can I have your job? if not, i'd probably settle for blogroll. whattayasay? and if not, that's ok too. i'll have to belittle myself and ask Martin instead. ugh. wednesday, march 12 remember those plastic mold machines at the zoo? they are still aroundspeech bubbles featuring scooby doo freak your kids out with a cute little bedtime story graphic pictures of dead people le printemps - peut etre? there's a way to put a little rooftop over the e in etre but i dont know how to do it. actually i could figure it out really easily but i'm just too lazy. bah. always beware of women drivers stupid pc bombed and i lost half of today's posts. and, like i said above, i'm too freakin' lazy to go back and find them again. sorry, kids. tuesday, march 11 blogs - huge potential for advertisers? cool. that gives me an idea. the best paper airplane in the world? i bought a nice off-white sweater last week at Target. sometime this week it got washed and is not a light pink/peach color. unfortunately for me, at 5:00AM it doesn't look pink.peach. so when i got to work, and people started asking me if i was on my way to San Francisco, i about freaked. luckily i had a nice t-shirt here, even though it's wrinkled... so don't stare at me - oh, and take out the garbage | 7:52 AM monday, march 10 you should join the frenzy. it's hyperbolic. it's ecstatic. it's, a stupid giant cheeto the physics of flipping pancakes i bought a dodge neon because the durango drank gas too fast. apparently many others are doing the same. | 2:38 PM so someone says to join Ryze so i did. now what? i was expecting loads of money to start showing up at my doorstep. but, so far, no luck. oh, i did already get a guestbook entry from some guy, who from the looks of it is probably running a script that automatically signs new entries.... don't know. i guess i'll poke around a little and see what the deal is.. maybe somewhere somehow i'll actually figure it out. they desperately need a "what is ryze" and other pages... along with a coder that actually knows HTML (see video). a page redesign is definitely in order. but i digress...build an orange tree. not sure what the purpose of it is, but whatever. got coffee?carol had a few White Castle doube-cheeseburgers over the weekend, and i had to pay for it on sunday. ugh. it's funny, though. white castles are great. when i punched a window and sliced my arm up, i was temporarily anemic. the doctor told me i needed iron. and he suggested white castles as a possible source. they also work for 'cleaning out your system'. even police use them. now we know. feel-good story of the day: 4 year-old left at day care, awakes alone, starts dialing. complete stranger in another part of the city realizes what has going on and calls cops probably a game of truth or dare: i dare you to pour these beans on that girl's toes, and we want pictures to prove it! too hilarious: several dozen Iraqi troops surrendered to British troops because they thought the war had started. the Brits had to send them home saying, "go home, it's too early to surrender" umm.. man not included? my brother kevin got a new outfit... moron of the day: man makin bombs blows his hands off in accidental explosion i was washing the truck on saturday and i had the doors open, radio on. an old man came over and asked me to turn it down, because it was blasting his windows. i turned it down. it's the nice thing to do wow. i didn't know my radio was that good. cool. mom - i only want one thing for my birthday/Christmas. ok, maybe i'll take this one but i'd prefer the first. when mom gets old, do i get to pick her nursing home? fishin' in the dark at times i feel so good sitting down in front of a computer. how lame/geek is that? but really, i see potential. i see innovative ways to save time, to make money, to produce a tool that will help humanity. and then of course, i also see ways to totally waste bandwidth. but really. people like Chris inspire me to do more. i need to move to CA and do a web design show on tv. sure, why not?? TechTV presents, will's thrills web design show. hmm...i wonder what they pay... going to start the bike riding this week. can't wait. pretty soon i'll be doing crazy stuff like this | today my legs are still stiff. i don't think i stretched enough before i went running the other day. oh well. last year when i lost 50lbs. i remember this same pain when i began. i put Body for Life on hold at the library today. great book. a must-read if you are wanting to lose weight. i was very inspired by the book, and you could see from the results last year. too bad all that holiday sweet stuff somehow obtained so much control over me. oh, and the bowl of cookies-n-cream that i desire every night (i blame that on my dad). turkey season is a little over a month away. i'm going on the 26th through the 28th of April. cool. supposedly kev is coming up. i hope he can make it, i'm really looking forward to it. i'm really wanting a new shotgun but it's just not possible at this time. first, i'd like to but rian a new Remington 870 (20 ga) but i don't think i'll be able to pull that off before April, neither. maybe by fall turkey season he'll have one. dylan is already asking about fishing and i'm sure he's going to want to go hunting too. but not for another 4 years or so kiddo, sorry... fishin... it won't be long now... in other news, someone took carol to shop&save yesterday and bought us over $90 worth of groceries. rock on. that was really generous. 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