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name: will
age: 30
birthday: june 8
status: very happily married
occupation: web geek,network geek
like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling
don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry
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reading: nothing
just read: The Partner, John Grisham
in cd player: alternative CDR
current cool song: Fine Again, Seether want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, own my own business full time, remington 870 20ga
dont want: wet socks, cold weather

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AAAPS, Inc.
BLMin
my wife
Lighthouse Technologies
Nations Security
River Reflections
Edition HAS
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saturday, march 22

shock and awe
indifference and apathy

watching the war on tv is about as boring as sharpening pencils for 8 hours. why can't they put their remote cameras anywhere near the carnage? i mean, if i want to learn more about planes, i'll watch Discovery Wings. Of course, it's a great time to be a retired general. those guys are on all the networks, probably making a ton of money. funny thing is, they probably were generals of supply or cooking or laundromats. whatever.


friday, march 21

Exemplary Destruction
great read about Michael Larson, a guy who memorized the board pattern to "Whammy" and won over $100,000 - just to lose it all on real estate.

definition of terms for anti-war dorks | and other anti-war dorks protest... signs include free kevin mitnik - who has been free for a while now... morons!

all your oil fields are belong to us

apparently drinking too much beer can turn a man into a woman - shocking study!

triplets head off to war

surely they're just waiting for their interview...

skid marks? i call them 'bacon strips'

i have a sinking feeling her husband isn't going to be happy




i guess carol lost interest in fixing up her blog or else she's just been too dang busy...

speaking of women with blogs, now even Barbie has one - like, gag me with a spoon!

soccer shootout was fun for at least the first 6 seconds...






today i'm wearing several hats. i am:
network specialist
web development lead
acting manager of IT

i have to wire 3 cabinets with fiber optic cables, run about 40 patches to the cisci switches. i have to overlay some documents on the website and any other crap that might come up. i have to attend at least one meeting which will last over an hour. and most important, i have to get some coffee. now.

i may never get out of here. carol will just love to hear that.... ugh


thursday, march 20

Happy Tree Friends - Cute, cuddly, and horribly wrong...

the French, in their infinite wisdom, have retaliated against the anti-French sentiment by sending pretzels to the President. oooohhhh, what's next, another 'be our friend' statue?




more umm...




hahahahahahahahah - i need to send this to some people




mother runs over baby - 4 times, and he lives - this is a fear i have all the time. i back out of my driveway very slowly because i hear stories like this often. when my brother was a cop, he actually got a call for a child struck at his address. turns out the neighbor boy was behind a car and was run over. and yes, he died. i would SO freak out if i did that.

attention all anti-war idiots: I saw 30 people die like this. Their remains would be placed in plastic bags and we were told they would be used as fish food . . . - since you morons support saddam, why don't you go over there and see if he needs any help? he won't be coming here any time soon.

two of my kids (2nd and 4 grade) brought home certificates proudly announcing that they are members of the 4.0 club at school. too cool. we are pretty active in the kids' schooling, homework, etc. we encourage good grades and academic skills. for instance, for every A that the kids bring home on report cards, they get $2.00. For every B, $1.00. If there are any C's-F's, the kids are grounded from all activities for a year (just kidding). However, as an added bonus, if they bring home straight A's (which i did every quarter in school) they get a special prize. since it looks like 2 of the three got straight A's (the third in in Kindergarten and doesn't get "grades" yet), I will be purchasing 2 tickets to the baseball game soon. i'm proud of my kiddos. what an accomplishment!

umm... | this kid needs psychiatric help. at one point his words are will will will will rear rear rear - how did i get dragged into this?

who's the baddest hobbit of them all? bilbo, bilbo, bilbo baggins! (broadband required) - warning - lots of bad language at first, then they seem to get over it


wednesday, march 19

so who's to say old Saddam is even in Iraq? he's probably in jamaica watching it all on CNN




well apparently even saddam could make a fortune in Hollywood

i wonder if Natalie is ashamed of Texas smog/barbecue also...

what a crappy way to die

real cool glider sim once you figure out how to do it

amber alert - The teen met Drake at church before developing a relationship with him on the Internet.




dammit blogger has been screwy all day. i finally gave up on modifying my template beyond all ends and logged out. logged back in and everything's copasetic. WTF?


tuesday, march 18

crap i hope i never hear that Lifehouse song again. SO tired of it




self since there is no such thing as negative publicity, go vote for me at the anti-bloggies. put me in the Most Banal Content category

Entry: banal
Function: adjective
Definition: commonplace
Synonyms: blah, bland, bromidic, cliched, common, conventional, corn, cornball, cornfed, corny, dull, everyday, flat, flat, hackneyed, ho-hum, hokey, hokum, humdrum, insipid, mb, no place, nothing, nowhere, old hat, ordinary, pablum, pedestrian, platitudinous, square, stale, stereotyped, stock, stupid, tired, tripe, trite, trite, unimaginative, unoriginal, vapid, watery, wishy-washy, zero
thanks, thesaurus.com






the official time-waster's guide

how not to upgrade your computer

use Office XP to plan for your next baby

for cheap drunks, here's a list of the top five el-cheapo wines for your pleasure

molested cars

funny: learn english - with pictures!





sad: woman runs over bicyclist, posts bail, goes home, kills self

playing paper, rock, scissors for $1000 involves a lot of trash-talking and mind games. ok then.

sometimes i get aggravated that people would go so dang far with this policital correctness crap

an ANTHRAX attack on new york could kill 100,000 or more

pranksters turn to hacking for profit




peace, quiet, and mud
well i got the ole Trek out yesterday and put it on the car bike rack. i drove to a local park and did some stretching. this particular park is pretty flat, it has a nice lake, and some old paved 'back roads' that used to have rows of houses. now it's all abandoned, being too close to a regularly flooding river. so i hopped on and took a little ride. i went around once, and decided that it was probably about 2.5 miles. i then later talked myself into thinking it was only 2 miles around. so i went around twice, and felt pretty good, so i went a third, this time in the opposite direction. it was good. i could have probably made it a fourth time around but it was getting dark so i stopped. besides, i still needed to go by wal mart for carol. so i put the bike back on the car and got in. i hit the odometer zero and started driving the route i had just ridden. to my surprise, it was just over 3.3 miles once around. this takes my 6 mile estimate up to a wonderful 10 miles. i was thrilled. so i'll be riding that hopefully a few times this week and maybe next week i'll go to 4 laps. i'd like to take the kiddos and carol along too sometime.

carol is doing some mumblings about starting up her blog again. it's probably because of the HUGE success that i have had with mine. yeah, i'm up to like 40 hits a day. wow. impressive. 39 people who clicked on the wrong thing, and carol. anyway, carol's old blog is still out there, but it's abviously outdated. so this week we will be re-vamping it, adding different borders, etc and making it nice. i hope she keeps up with it. i enjoy it, and i hope she does too.


monday, march 17

ironic: drunk driver kills sobriety advocate

man found dead in trash filled van, his mother's partially decomposed corpse at bottom of the heap


credit: the norm

join our religion - you can either have your kid's head slashed with razors or beat with a sword - you get to choose!

now cops can be superstars too, just like mary catherine

if you're gonna break out of prison, do it in style




small obsessions
so carol, my mom and i drove to Mississippi on Friday to pick up my grandma. she lives in Houston and my brothers house was the appointed 'half-way' location. it was nice to see my brother, and i got a nice hat. it was a good but very short visit. we left saturday morning to come back home.

yesterday carol and i celebrated our 11th anniversary. i'm so fortunate to have such a beautiful and loving wife. she made stuffed porkchops, steamed broccoli/cauliflower, stuffing (of course) and some butter/noodle concoction. man was it awesome.

great story on google and their continued success

i have a small obsession with my blog. not my blog, exactly, but stats. i'm not even sure why, but i'm very interested in knowing why people visit. so today i signed up for BlogPatrol. supposedly i'll get all kinds of stats. great. something else to take up my time. but hey, i asked for it, huh?
i also have an obsession with even numbers. i don't like things being odd. well, except me. i count things, like weird things. i count letters in words. i break my french freedom fries in half and chew equally on both sides. i kiss my wife in even amounts (and she knows this so she tries to mess me up).

i have to move a cisco 6500 router today and run some fiber-optic lines. i have a few meetings re: Homeland Security updates. fun.




almost scammed
according to wired, only one Mac will be used in the war on Iraq

France, Holland and Belgium have been classified by the European Community as "manure surplus" regions because they produce more than their land can absorb.

i got an email from aw-confirm@ebay.com today. it said that my account was out of date, and that i needed to verify my email, credit card information, etc. i started to do it and it asked for my username, password, email address, email password... wait a minute. why would eBay need my email password? hmm.. then I looked at the URL. http://www.steve.34sp.com/horde-1.2.4/imp/locale/pl/htm/security.htm... hmm... that's not eBay. so, i wrote eBay a nice little spam report. crap, I almost gave away half my identity. along with credit card info, passwords, etc. be careful out there, folks

how to respond to the cop that pulls you over: "Gee, I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer."


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