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 name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek, network geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry [top]  reading: The Street Lawyer, John Grisham just read: The Partner, John Grisham in cd player: alternative CDR current cool song: Fine Again, Seether want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, remington 870 20ga dont want: wet socks, cold weather
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friday, april 18
Barney raps - coming soon to a ok this guys biscuits really were burning this guy shoulda been speeding in Medford - he'd probably have got away with it since they couldn't catch his fast butt... Comical Ali dolls now on sale at a Squishy-Mart near you
ruff! scenario 1: girlfriend found cheating. try to kill self on busy freeway scenario 2: girlfriend found cheating. kill dog? scenario 3: dog breaks your laptop. buy extended warranty next time 12:44 PM  from my friend Rick... Muslim Suicide BombersEveryone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets see now... No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, and No tailgate parties, No pork BBQ, No hotdogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags For clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower. You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of cooked donkey over burning camel dung. The rest of the world does not know where you are The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey canasta bum my wife is a canasta bum. canasta is a card game, and she wants to play it 24/7. in fact, sometimes at night in bed, she wants to call me canasta boy... but hey thats TMI... so anyway, she joined this little Yahoo! canasta club. these losers do nothing but sit in front of a computer all day and play cards. umm, pardon me, but perhaps you could get a freakin' life eh? hopefully carol doesn't turn into one of those... luckily this job is just distracting enough to keep her sane, i think... "I cannot even imagine, being a parent, how a person could even conceivably do something like that," Tweedy said. "There are so many other alternatives."- yeah, like foster care? | oh, and these idiots need to fry... 'nuf said old man nearly careens over ledge, trees somehow stop his heavy car | 89 year-old woman lands her car on a few others didn't i predict this earlier in the week? umm... i'm not crazy, i'm not crazy visit Texas, it's bigger than France, y'all thursday, april 17  cool, but not original. ok, it's better than what i did: "so, carol, you wanna get married, or something?"umm... i'll take mine well done - good thing! anyone who can destroy a workshop and an SUV while barbecueing gets my vote stupid amish tricks - amish buggy makers consider new brush guards for horses  is it just me or did the press not make a big deal out of the 7 POWs being found? i'll bet there are 7 mothers and fathers who were extremely eccstatic. i think it's wonderful! so what happened? soccer player sees 8008135 and misses shot... loses game for team michael moore is stupid i've heard of kissing a frog to cure warts, or something like that... but shooting a frog out of a potato gun can apparently make you blind? i've seen a lot of good looking chicks at the grocery store lately... maybe i should start getting back in shape... pig surprises elderly couple in their bed - here's a shot of the guy an hour later tired of america and the horrible atrocities that they are a part of? then leave, you stupid Caublasian edu-ma-cate yourself on how to deter thievery this was not a cyberhack, but a hack nonetheless wednesday, april 16  working girlcarol got a job last week at a local dollar store. that's great. she's been sending out resumes like crazy (with her sensible email address) and finally got a hit. she really whoops - my biscuits are burnin! cops say eating powdered donuts is a rookie mistake
they call this a senior prank? we did this every year on our last day of school... hmm... | 6th grader arrested for stomping in mud puddle moron of the day - man robs Target store but leaves DNA behind - his baby after reading this, i've decided to change careers wal mart gets mad at recode.com for their (rather smart) use of printable bar codes
Wil E Coyote would be so proud more morons of the day - just add vodka template seems to be restored today. we'll just have to wait and see what happens... 9:06 AM tuesday, april 15 it appears that my blog has now reverted to a saved template from February. wonderful. i love rebuilding what i did not lose. crap. 10:33 AM the use of computers in movies - ok i'm retarded English lesson 2 is now ready. not as funny as lesson 1... wtf - it looks like the latest spammer special is septic tanks - i've received 5 of the same email from 5 different spammers in less than 2 hours... isn't that nice... some US journalists are apparently rooting for Saddam... or so it seems how they make chicken nuggets in california bad: son calls dad to pick him up from DUI arrest. FOX didn't think of this one - forget about Married by America, now there's Married in Malasia, a new reality TV show where two people get married, and only one of them knows about it. hilarity ensues... ok maybe not guy uses public bathroom, encounters female janitor, gets sued  i don't have to be me til sunday the kids and i went to my aunts. carol had to work. we did some fishing, shot the pellet gun, ate some food, had an easter egg hunt, blah blah blah... well my stomach got cranky. i didn't have the baked beans but i sure felt like it... i made it home without any major problems, but was up until 2:30AM sunday night/monday morning. so i didn't work yesterday... which means today is extra long post day! with turkey season less thank 2 weeks away, i'm pretty excited. i just hope i have some freakin' money. kevin is supposed to come up, and we're both planning on getting a bird this year. somehow, someway i'll get a bird... Smith said that while things worked out, police don't recommend this course of action... drunk Naval officer kills woman in head-on crash military discounts are once again showing up, which is always nice. here's a good one in Illinois got any friends in the printing business? download the FREE pdf file of the playing cards, take them to your friend. have him print them on playing-card type paper, then sell them on eBay |
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