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![]() name: will age: 30 birthday: june 8 status: very happily married occupation: web geek, network geek like: my wife's bod, papa john's pizza, cycling don't like: mushrooms, folding laundry [top] ![]() reading: The Street Lawyer, John Grisham just read: The Partner, John Grisham in cd player: alternative CDR current cool song: Fine Again, Seether want: Dodge Ram 1500 shortbed, remington 870 20ga dont want: wet socks, cold weather
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friday, may 9
mommy, it's raining dead people Turkmenistan bans dual citizenship. choices now are Turk or dead Ford tries out new logo - Bowties everywhere laugh 50 years of Coca-Cola advertisements couldn't be wrong. - didn't i recently see some kinda spoof on the Mean Joe Green commercial?
recycle old bras - thanks in part to SARS moron of the day: school bus driver calls cops after someone steals his marijuana what ever happened to saturday morning cartoons? ok this is funny. or is it sad? i can't decide. my blog is worth nearly $.40 per share right now. cool. i was gettin' tired of hanging around the 20 cent mark. go forth and buy. this site has a good idea. sorry, i don't have any pictures of when i was little here at work. i'll find one at home and bring it in to scan. hilarity will ensue (did i spell that right?) friends (or the lack therof) we've got a server guy opening here at work. they've asked me if i want the job, and i've declined. then they asked me if i had any friends that would want it. after about a minute, that made me really sad. i have no friends. boo hoo hoo. i went home the other day and asked carol if i had any geek friends that would need a job and i think that made her sad. we have no friends. double boo hoo hoo. so anyway, if you're in the STL area and are a Windows 2000 Server kinda person, send me your resume. i'm sure the job pays over $40k, maybe closer to $50k. you'd almost be making half my salary then... 8:57 AM thursday, may 8 protein bars and carrot chipsyeah that's what i'm eating. oh, and a bottle of tap water. isn't that nice. i'm gonna weigh myself later mystery slime in small town isn't medical waste, it's not restaurants dumping old food, it's.. well.. something else. and it's rather disgusting. guy says to mom - you'd better pay your freakin insurance bill... and she argues, but only for a minute... woman, 102 years old, is an email-holic Replay? umm... no here's a test to see if you could qualify to join the Brisith Secret Service. i got bored after the first 4 questions so i dunno how it ends... californians: your tax dollars hard at work there's a sale on meat at a supermarket in south africa warning: not a pretty article
beer: is there anything that it cannot do? more Homer beer sounds wednesday, may 7 should we call nine-waa-waa? whoops - i complained too loud. to my wife. so she responded by going comment crazy. i'm happy to get some comments, at least. i guess that's why i was whining in the first place. so now can i whine because they weren't comments about items on my blog? naa i'd better not... 9:52 AM ok all business goings-on are on my business blog, so i won't bore you with any details here... GM spent over $82K in legal fees to defend a lawsuit about a car not worth $20K years ago i worked at a supermarket called National. it has since gone belly-up. i started there as a bagger. what i wonder is, how come i was never asked to participate in the Best Bagger Contest? the Simon Cowell soundboard - time for some more crank calls! you mean it wasn't already fast enough?? create your very own virtual apartment - because you have nothing else to do err.. umm.. fancy fridges the ultimate pay phone directory - h4x0rz unite! apparently i lust after Rachel Stevens who the %$#@ is that? Court rules that the phrase Do I get to see my attorneys? does not mean I want to see my attorney forget smoke breaks - now there are legal beer breaks tuesday, may 6 2 DJs suspended for playing Dixie Chicks 12:21 PM working hard on my secret project. details shortly. won't affect 99.9 percent of the people who read this anyway... ouch - Man killed with corkscrew in food fight whoops - man awakes to burning house, runs outside but has to pee, goes behind large tree, cops arrest him boy found with twin brother inside his stomach this is sad, but i'll be it happened a lot back in the day cops and donuts go well together the Air Force kicks a$$ - again Mr. T's school of meteorology - pity da fool! monday, may 5 overload i've gone and signed up for a reseller hosting account. what's that mean? it means my company, Lighthouse Technologies, now offers web hosting. yippee. i'm sure you're thrilled. so anyway i'm on overload this week, trying to get it all set up, and at the same time trying to get some customers. fun. i'm also working on an ultra-secret project that's gonna make me rich. yeah. 10:03 AM HOME |